Approximately 2 weeks ago while Dick Leja, Trail Boss for the Armstrong Creek Section, was finishing up grooming into and out of Den & Ren"s Bar, the drag was "attacked" by a chest freezer that had been stored near the trail.
Since the drag is affectionately referred to as "The Ole Bitch", it can be assumed that the freezer was male and did not have honorable intentions. It can therefore, be assumed that this attack was sexual in nature. This attack caused quite alot of noise and metal-to-metal contact. The end result was that the drag did not sustain any damage, but the freezer has large scars with accenting orange paint.
Caution should be taken when entering or leaving Den & Ren's. Since the freezer did not succeed with the drag, it might be looking for a smaller victim, such as a snowmobile.:sledder:
A big "atta-boy" should go out to Dick for preserving the virginity of the drag.
This report respectfully submitted by Dick Parker, Groomer Driver Armstrong Creek